Who Am I?

[Rath Darkblade]

Yes! Mendosa has it right. Take it away, mendosa!

[mendosa]

Ha, kinda unsuspected . But okey-dokey, let's fire it away, who am I?

[Jules]

I would've never guessed a voodoo drum! Good one, Rath.

Hmm.. okay, mendosa.

You are putting on a pair of socks. You:

a) put them on no problem!
b) they are a little small for you and end up ripping them
c) they fit you like a circus tent
d) you look at them funny because you don't have feet
e) you do nothing because you're not living
f) other, please specify!

[mendosa]

Jules:

e) I do nothing because I'm not living

But... well, I have feet, sometimes .

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm... let me think.

Gabriel tries to sit on you. He:

a) sits on you! Huzzah for simple solutions!
b) makes a crashing crescendo by trying to sit on you
c) can't do it - you're just too high to be sat on
d) is injured or killed by you - you are undead or a werewolf
e) other - please specify! *grin*

[mendosa]

If Gabriel tries to sit on me:

c) usually (but not always) I'm to high to be sat on

b) if I am not too high, he usually makes a crashing crescendo by trying to sit on me

a) but it may happen, that he just sits on me - and nothing

Hope that helps .

[Rath Darkblade]

Hmm... Gabriel takes a sample of you. You are made of:

a) stone
b) wood
c) organic material
d) man-made fabric
e) gold
f) silver
g) bronze
h) copper
i) other - please specify!

[mendosa]

Well, what I'm gonna say - probably will not help you much (if it helps at all), but I have to answer:
I can consist of all those materials, and of many more like steel, and other alloys or metals (of course, there would be no point in making me from gold, or silver - but it is possible).

[Rath Darkblade]

Gabriel tries to buy you at a furniture store. He buys:

a) a chair
b) a table
c) nothing, because you aren't sold at furniture store
d) nothing, and goes out and makes you
e) nothing, and goes out to sit on you somewhere in the wild
f) other - please specify!

[mendosa]

It is very hard to answer - but:

f) I can't be bought in most "normal" furniture shops, but some people consider me as decorative, so I believe I am a special "furniture". .

/mendosa whispers to himself - Blah blah, whoah whoah, If I'm gonna answer that way, noone will ever solve this riddle. But I cannot answer in other ways, I have to say the truth/

[BBP]

? Umbrella holder at the N.O. police station?

[mendosa]

BBP - no, not an umbrella holder.

[Jules]

Your use is mainly to:

a) be sat upon
b) be walked into
c) be stepped upon
d) hold objects
e) be leaned on
f) be used for writing upon
g) be held in the hands of a human being like a kitchen utensil or a rifle
h) some of the above - please sepcify!
i) You're on the wrong track, Jules!
j) none of the above - please specify!

[mendosa]

j) none of the above - but you're on a right track Jules .

A little hint:

The Use - you're using me, sometimes even not seeing me, though - I'm decorative

[Jules]

Geez louise!

Okay, how about an easy question. Your geographical location is:

a) New Orleans
b) France
c) Germany
d) Africa
e) a few of the above - please explain!