The Sierra Game Haiku thread!

[Jules]

Horsing Around Haiku
Pee-U! What's that stank?
Never fear, Pharkas is here!
What? No mask? Too late.

Doing The Madison Haiku
Hurry! Gotta go!
Can't hold it any longer!
Larry? Is that you?

[Rath Darkblade]

! I love all of these! Creative juices are flowing... these are great!

Let me try a couple...

Baba Yaga Haiku
Weaving weighty webs,
Wondering whether wights wave
White Worcestershire wands.

(Whee! Alliterative haiku!)

Tawmis Haiku
Come on Tawm! Don't be
shy - we know you're talented!
Show us what you got!

Collector Haiku
There's naught he can't do!
He is mighty technical -
Larry 4 is next!

Another Tawmis Haiku
I got pirate ships
for Tawm's birthday. Scale was
1-to-1... splat! Ugh.

[Jules]

I like those!

[Rath Darkblade]

Haven't seen a haiku in a while... let me write a couple.

Death Angel Haiku
Plays poker in a hotel.
You might hear of him, but you
never see him coming.

Winter Haiku (just 'cause it's winter here in Melbourne)
Brrr! *shivers* Wind-chill
plus rain plus sniffles - not fun!
*tries to stay healthy*

Summer Haiku (just 'cause it's summer in America)
Phew, it's too hot! Let's
stay indoors or go to the pool
or to the beach! *drinks*

and finally...

Another Tawmis Haiku :p
Hey, Tawm? See? There is
nothing to it! haikus are easy!
Now, why don't you try?

[BBP]

Aw Rath, they're lovely!

[Rath Darkblade]

*revives thread*

Rakeesh Haiku
How's the old leg, then?
Arthritic lion fighter
wishes he could run.

Salim Haiku
Wow, the colours, man!
That hookah blows my mind, man.
Pink elephants! Cool!

Rajah Haiku
I sit on my butt
and order people about -
Bob the Builder sucks

*Rajah scratches out the last line, since it's completely irrelevant; hums and haws, and finally writes...*

I can't stand Rakeesh!

Magnum Opus Haiku
I flex abs, talk big!
My tongue's my biggest muscle!
Blah blah blah blah blah.