Hold on a minute. At 4:06, you run through a wall?????
That ... makes even less sense than being killed by someone who's drowned.
Anyway, I collected these -- just for fun.
Really Awful D&D Pickup Lines
- Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.
- I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.
- Are you a mind flayer? Because my brain is consumed by you.
- Anything that involves Rods. Or Staves. Or Wands.
- "I seduce her!"
"In front of the King...?"
"I'm a sex wizard, with 69th level sex magic!"
"Thats not a thing!"
"IT IS IF I WISH IT!"
- Don't worry, I've got protection aura.
- I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.
- If I told you that you had a beautiful breastplate would you hold it against me?
And, also just for fun ...
Funny D&D Lines
- "GENDER DOES NOT DEFINE MY CHARACTER! HAVING A PET DRAGON DOES!"
If you can command a dragon,
sexism (KoDT-style) goes out the window ...
- “As a free action, can I regret my life choices?"
- "I ROLL HANDLE ANIMAL ON THE CHILD!"
- “That little halfling rogue's yet again stolen my loot because 'it's in character'.
Well I'm a half-orc - and it's in character for me to spit-roast the bastard. Cannibalism is an option in this game, right?”
"If you can imagine it, you can do it."
"Woo-hoo! Now he's part of a balanced breakfast!"