STR: 16
INT: 13
WIS: 12
DEX: 12
CON: 9
CHR: 10
Some of these just didn't make sense. Swim the Great Lakes? Come on!
I wasn't sure how to answer some questions as they were just too general.
The last question on the DEX portion confused me a bit. I said yes mostly because of my firearm skills. Yeah, that sounds like something you'd hear in an RPG, but I'm an exceptional shot (not my words). I can hit the head and vital organs 9 times out of 10 perfectly without needing a break between shots. Honestly, I don't know how I'm that good; I've never had any formal training. I guess everyone has a skill of some sort (not that it does me any good).
Also the drinking questions were a bit unfair. I can't have more than two alcoholic drinks, not because I'd necessarily get drunk, but due to prescription medication. It's possible to have a fatal reaction with some of my meds, so naturally I wouldn't drink too much. Even if I tried, Maia wouldn't let me.
Although I guess that could count as a CON weakness due to reliance on medication. Hmm...