So I work in accounts, in the health industry, dealing with disabled people and their families. Yesterday, I received a call from a lady who wanted to pay 4 bills. I said no worries, I have an EFTPOS machine here and I can take your payment over the phone and send you a receipt. What she said next w...

clubs

Mac (Big)

Echo

bomb

Oops, sorry. *blush*

...you expect people to call you Master Chief.

You know you've played too much Skyrim when ...

... you mop the floor, whether it needs mopping or not.

You know you've played too much Police Quest when...

Are you a princess?

Yep. There are some people here in my state who refuse to wear masks, and indeed, encourage others not to. But it doesn't end there - they go out and have so-called "COVID parties" (to see who dies first). Some of them went out to a country town, pretended to be health officials, and bullied a COVID...

Tango

Monty Python's

So? You can be a female king.

Are you a queen?

Larry

Golf

(Wouldn't the Gulf Wars be much less lethal if ...)

... you design your own whale mouth (complete with tongue that you can climb).

You know you've played too much Quest for Glory IV when ...