Bloody brilliant. Here I am with a brain the size of the universe and I'm being confused with some idiotic Clone Trooper who couldn't shoot the broad side of a barn if he were locked inside it. So, yes. Please. By all means, go find Darth Vader and leave me to my meandering. Although rest assured, f...

The dinosaurs are all extinct, you know. They all died horrible deaths starving under a sunless sky. Isn't it just wonderful how humans continue to mock their suffering with these soulless caricatures?

Against my better judgment, I have chosen to participate in this dreadful masquerade. However, I feel obligated to inform you all that I will not enjoy it.