Oh Mr Jojo, here you go, power-puff-girls-myspace-glitter-graphic-10.gif Now, may I have that hamburger? CUUUUUUUUUURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS! Curse you, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will ha...

Lean

I am GREEN! Green is the same color as asparagus of which asparagus is the same color as ME! Mojo Jojo!

Please pass the asparagus for I am hungry and it is asaparagus which I would like to eat.

Thank you.

Ferocious! Hahahahahahahaha. Okay, not really.

Friendly. Yes, friendly.

Nooooo! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed. For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator. Don’t you see? All you turkeys are my plan, so you plans are my plans because you are my plan and my plan was to make you! An...

No you do not! You do not know my secret identity! If you were to address me by my name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct! For my name IS Mojo Jojo! I who am Mojo Jojo, not a secret identity, shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anyone else. And without anyone else! And when this wor...

Yeah! Whooo! All right! I rock. I rock… so hard! For I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be… King of the Planet of the Apes!

OF COURSE the wolves will be extinct, you FOOLS! It is I, Mojo Jojo, who is the mastermind behind the plan to banish all wolves from eternity and for all eternity they will be banished because they will be banished! I am evil. I am despicable. If you look up dastardly in the dictionary, you will fin...

Diabolical! No, no, that's not it. Detailed! Yes, detailed.

You will PAY for your use of inappropriate chronology.

V! V! Victorious! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

NO! If by Cuties you mean … *pulls curtain* my diabolical Q-T: K9-2000 machine that will turn every single one of you into little squeamish puppies! There is nothing you all can do about it because I am pure evil! Hahahahahahahahahaha! KA-BOOM! All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am...

Ubiquitous!

Silly

I will tell you my favorite story - about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

Quick!