Mojo Jojo is Not Cute That's right! It is I who is evil and it is you who is.. is ..well you pink thing! Green is the shade of evil! Green is the shade of envy! Green is the shade of Oscar the Grouch! Green is the color of ME! MOJO JOJO! Toads! Slime! Warts! Green is everything horrendous! Hahahaha...

Apples

Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Allow me. Adjusts the crosshairs of his Megablast 8000 in Glen’s direction. Terminate in 3... 2... 1... KAPOW! Hahahahahahahahah!!! Haha haha ha hahahah ha ha. Ahhh…. Mojo loves explosions. Wipes tear from eye. See. All of your troubles are gone. BECAUSE YOU ARE NO MORE! No more terrible songs! You ...

Terrific!

Snow.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Mojo Jojo the Terrible II: The Rowdy Ruff Boys Mojo Jojo is BACK with another dastardly plan to ruin the Powerpuff Girls! Hahahahahaha! I secretly placed an anonymous phone call to Professor Utonium who was all too willing to tell me, “the stranger on the phone from Townsville Community College”, h...

Quirky

Wine

Which: iPhone or Blackberry?

No! No no no no NO! Mojo says no! Which part of NO do you not understand? The "N" or the "O"? You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue! Enough of this tthhh stthhsh and thsshsttsh! You must be clear! Concise! To the point! In the grading system, I would have assigned you with an "F," whic...

Movies

Which: electric guitar or acoustic guitar?

Chocolate. Especially dark chocolate.

Which: Coffee or Tea?

Attention! Attention my minions! I, Mojo Jojo, is here to announce a new vision… a puzzle piece to complete my latest creation! It is this creation that will unlock the secrets of all humanity! And with all humanity it will be for us to reap our true identities! Hahahahahahahahaha! Here’s the plan! ...

Nice. Because after my newest diabolical invention melted down SHP periodically, I decided to restore it to its former self…

…SO I CAN DESTROY YOU ALL! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ah, you justht knew I would enjoy that, didn't you! Well, you're right! I did! Of course you did! That is because I, Mojo Jojo, am the greatest villain who ever walked the face of this earth! And it is in those footsteps that I have walked, THOSE footsteps that are worshipped by you, my pawns of de...