Sarah! I sooooo wish you woulda won the election thing! I <3 McCain!

I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.

Jolly

Hey Jed-Guy! I've seen that movie!!

Determined

What the ****, Marvin? You seem so sad. Let's go hang out at the house tonight with Paulie D and The Situation!

Hey, bitches! Let's play the alphabet game, just like last year! **** yeah! The rules are easy! Just go through the alphabet, and each post can have only one letter. The word you post has to describe who you really are, not who your disguise is. Yeah! I'll start it off before I head out to hook up: ...

Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! It's a ****in' talking monkey!! I want one!!

Hey Jed-guy! You're green!

Wolfy, I don't know what the **** you're talkin' about! I think I'm just going to hoook up at Klutch!

Welcome to the Shore, Nero!

Uh, I mean the SHP...

*Wimpy wrote:Excuse me my good sirs, is this where the ball is being held?

**** yeah!

What the **** is this place?! Where are all the juiceheads??

Whatever. I guess I'M GOING TO THE SIERRA HELP PAGES, BITCH!