The baked beans caused an unremitting and unprecedented bout of indigestion. Owwww.

Fresh strawberries!

<< heals Cornfed >>

* Khelgar Ironfist (10)
* Baked Potato (10)
* Cornfed (6)
* Roland M. Tee (10)
* Interrobang (10)

Does the name of the killer start with K?

...cast a Miniaturize spell on the Ordos knight! The knight ducked, but the spell hit him in the chest anyway, and he shrank to the size of a doll! The tiny Ordos knight jumped up and down, yelling in a tiny voice that it wasn't fair, and that he would get even with the evil Mystics. If only he coul...

I hated doing a load of exercise in LSL3.

Quadrilateral

The delivery person rang the doorbell but I wasn't home, so he left my Ding Dongs on the doorstep, where they were devoured by rogue hippopotamuses.

Potato salad.

New for old.

Small-ogna (a small bologna!)

Lasagna

The Menorah can be lit - but all seven candles must be lit in the right order in order to see and flick on the light switch in the dungeon.

A pair of socks.

I have no idea what a Tosy Robot is.

A box of tissues.

I don't know who anyone is. I'm just having fun.

Correct!

You just had an excellent review at work? << crosses fingers >>

I just got a new job!
I just won the lottery!!
I just won ..... gasp ....... A BRAND NEW CAR!!!

I'm in the library, sipping my large G&T and reading a leather-bound copy of "Shakespeare's Greatest Hits". Unlike Roland, I am aware of my limits and stick to just one G&T.

Col. Mustard comes back to life with a gasp and finds Miss Scarlett bending over him. "I must have died and gone to heaven," he says.