H is for "Hi! I'm selling these fine leather jackets!"

Knife ... for cutting bread!

Paladin Piotyr: Erana, am I right thinking that you've not trapped Avoozl? Erana: Um, no. Paladin Piotyr: Then you have trapped Avoozl! Erana: Sorry, I meant no meaning yes. Paladin Piotyr: No meaning yes? Look, I want a straight answer! Did you or did you not trap Avoozl? Yes or No? Erana: No. Pala...

E is for Egg

I'm in the billiard room. Why? To play billiards, of course.

I hated having to eat a spinach dip.

I'd guess that your favourite Sierra series is Space Quest.

I like cats.
I like snakes.
I like tarantulas.

Al Capone

Col. Mustard is in the smoking room, smoking (what else?) his pipe.

... a cat, which yowled and ran away. "Curses!" I cursed under my breath. "Foiled again - and by a white cat!"

Wrench ... for fixing the bathroom pipe.

Edvard Munch.

This waste-bin was busted when Al Capone and his gang riddled it with bullets during the Waste-bin Massacre of '28.

A bottle of milk.

Can't.

Orange

My fondue was spoiled when I punched it with my fists! I do not like fondue.

Pizza.