My Iced Lolly Melted.

Apple

Rope ... for tying up all the loose ends.

J is for Jay

... turned it on. The two blackguards blinked in the light.

"Stop right there!" I shouted. A fork of lightning split the sky melodramatically (and conveniently).

Rowdy.

Eloquence

Reverend Green checks his investments at KPMG. They are fine. Hoorah!

Cuauhtemoc

The microphone emits "bzzzzzzt!" electric sounds. It is probably faulty.

A pen.

I hated having to create a moustache from cat hair.

* Roland M. Tee wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:11 am

Khelgar, I'll guess you like snakes.

Incorrect.

Interrobang - is your birth month August?

I have been to England.
I have been to The Netherlands.
I have been to the USA.

Thutmose III of Egypt

Miss Scarlett is in the hall, checking her makeup and applying a fresh coat of lipstick.

Femur!

Strange

This check book hasn't been used since the Reagan Administration. It is covered with cobwebs and dust.

Wrist watch

... and put a sack in the car. There was a pathetic yelp from within the sack.

"Zounds!" Methought. "Those fiends shalt bury a dog - and 'tis still alive! Also, why am I thinking in Ye Olde Butchered English?"