Mr Green is in the Hall, practicing his frown in front of the mirror. He wants to look as menacing as possible when someone shows up. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Chillin'.

Macedonia

My In-and-Out Gift Card was expired and useless.

Potato chips (the hot kind, not the kind that comes in a bag at the supermarket)

I'm in the billiard room, playing billiards with Roland.

A child has drawn in the comic book with a crayon. Wah.

Flat Earth.

I hated having to go through copy protection every time I needed a new potion from Dr. Cranium.

I'd guess that you simply forgot to post "two lies, one truth". :) See, if you forgot on purpose, you wouldn't have drawn attention to it. And if you forgot to post "two truths, one lie" (and are doing it now), the two truths contradict each other and therefore cannot be both true. Logic. ;) As for ...

Does the name of the victim start with a letter from the second half of the alphabet (i.e. M-Z)?

Huh. I think Mr Boddy may be interrobang, because of the word "fury" (i.e. "Bang, bang, you're dead").

Simple, I know, but then again - Occam's razor.

Incorrect.

Can you please post us "two lies and one truth", The Butler?

I didn't know what you mean by "falling down the stairs", since it never happened to me. *shrug* What do you mean?

I hated dying (in the game, of course) without having a chance to avoid dying.

The plastic owl is programmed to hoot at various times of the day. Silly plastic owl - owls that hoot only do so at night.

Zeus's Salty Bacon.

Whoops! Sorry.

Thank you, The Butler. Does that mean now that we can pick any character in any room doing anything?

X is for Xiphos!