I use the knife to cut some slices of ham from the *BIG* ham at the delicatessen.

Mrs Peacock listens to Col. Mustard, pops up behind him, and shouts "BOO!"

Hello Nurse!

(You'll know this character if you know The Animaniacs)

I join Interrobang in the Lounge, politely hand him a selection of newspapers, and ask which one is his/her favourite.

Um ... you believe there's several people who don't know how the game works? (And that includes me, I guess - better fix that pronto!)

My favourite drink is Coke.
My favourite drink is Pepsi.
My favourite drink is neither!

AFAIK, it's pronounced "Boot-ee-jij". So ...

Loot-a-liege!

Since we started this, we may as well ...

Warren

Was the victim bashed over the head?

I own a dog. I own a cat. I own neither a dog nor a cat. I'd say you own a cat. Incorrect. :) I do not own a cat, but when I sometimes house-sit for my parents (e.g. when they're on holiday), I take care of their cat. Cornfed ... I'd guess that you are listening to Faith No More. (I'm not that sure...

The D&D figure is that of a dragon, which spreads its wings and roars menacingly. The dragon is painted bright green, except for its fangs and tongue, painted white and red respectively. The dragon's clawed right foot reaches out to grasp the hapless adventurers, while its left foot rests on a gray-...

"...that the characters from our games are all coming together in a crazy mish-mash, to thumb their noses at us and go 'Nyah nyah'?" ---------------- Off topic --------------- Thanks, The Butler. :) Like I said, I haven't played Legend of Kyrandia, so all these things are going 'Whoosh' over my head.

Trying to find the right way to marry Erana/Katrina in QfG5.

Did I kill the thread? Sorry if I did.

Um ... soldier crash! :D (Yeah! A soldier didn't look where he was going, and crashed his jeep into another soldier in a jeep. Then they got out and started arguing over his fault it was. "Don't you have insurance? Right! It's off to the jailhouse with you, young man!" "Oh yeah? And what about you, ...

Board

(...which we are on right now. Not bored, which I hope we're not).

A member of House Ordos sneaks into the chamber, dressed in gleaming white armour covered by a drab olive-green cloak, and tries to steal the glowing orb that the four Royal Mystics are standing over! (Off-topic: who are Brett Sperry and Louis Castle at Westwood Studios?) :? Google is your friend :)...