*Russian Bot wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:45 pm

Welcome Windows95. Is your software up to date? You should click here for a free diagnostic.

**** Analysis complete ****
**** Windows slow today ****
**** Pandimensional link to 1980s detected.****
**** Computer says no ****

**** Analysing Bowsette ****
**** DOES NOT COMPUTE ****

Curiosa.

Jamboree

The Chicken Kiev appeared to be partially raw. This unit may have died from salmonella poisoning.

Hummus.

**** This unit appears to have been stuck for a significant while in Quest for Glory 3 as a fighter. A lot of curses expressed hatred for not understanding why. Solution: Picked another class and reboot ****

Closet

Dare.

Insane.

**** beep beep beep beep ****
**** ..... ****

**** ? ****

**** This unit running Windows 95 (fka Windows for Workgroups) appears to have become sentient. ****

**** Analysis complete. This unit appears to be late to the party ****

**** Query: how is everyone today? ****