...a dinosaur because they're just so darn cute!

If I could make anyone president, it would be...

...that reads, "Tears of My Enemies" written on the side in bold print.

I have a pair of winter boots...

Cosmo *and* Mustard: never had surgery?

I have never had surgery
I broke my arm in 1st grade O_O
I knocked my tooth out at recess in elementary school >_>

Watermelon!

I hated narrow paths!

The rope can be used for slacklining!

Steamed Hams had a proper burial with the rest of the dead carcasses by all the vegans around here!

Chocolate chip cookies!

...pretend it didn't happen and shine on like the rockstar that I am!

If I had to wrestle a 100lb porcupine, I would...

The poor stuffed cabbage was trampled on by a herd of elk!

Apple Pie!

I hated picking the wrong lamp!

Devon Aidendale

Menagerie

Banana!

Independent

*Whoopee Cushion 100
*Col_Mustard 100
*Buttercup 97 (-3)
*Russian Bot 100
*Bowsette 97
*Cosmo 100
*Sasquatch 100
*Windows95 100

Haaaay! This sassy sasquatch is ready to partaaay!