Col. Mustard had a polite but terse conversation with his arch rival from his days at West Point, Col. Dijon.

Aliens. Xenomorph and facehugger plushies, dressing up as Space Marines, putting up barricades around the house. Think of the fun!

If I had to pick a single city/town to live in but couldn't leave for any reason, I would...

...that is a few years out of date and still has the Soviet Union on it.

I have a beer glass...

"<sigh> Fine," not entirely sure if he believed her but too concerned about his predicament to worry about it for the moment. "Somehow I have to find a cure." At that moment they heard a voice coming from the branches of a nearby tree.

Mountain stream

Tiger

My salmon chowder was ruined by someone who insisted that I should be eating clam chowder instead.

Corn dog

Yacht

Pomelo

A wrench could be used as a magnet with a battery and some copper wire.

I'm guessing that you enjoy interacting with spiders.

I haven't seen Casablanca.
I haven't seen Citizen Kane.
I haven't seen Rocky.

In case anyone is wondering about my other clues: My image is the robot from Forbidden Planet . The director was Fred M. Wilcox . My haiku is a reference to our solar system when Pluto got "demoted". The word "planet" comes from the Greek for "wanderer". "wasn't allowed"="forbidden". In the third cl...

*Whoopee Cushion (10)
*Col_Mustard (10)
*Buttercup (10)
*Russian Bot (7)
*Bowsette (10)
*Cosmo (10)
*Sasquatch (10)
*Windows95 (6)

I'm not having much luck either. Can't heal myself so I'll heal Windows95.

Quiet

...which has the Sierra logo printed on it.

I have a tape measure...

Quinine

Haberdasher

Paddle ball


Darkness