...that writes in four different colors: red, blue, black and electric rainbow.

I have a mug...

Andie Macdowell

Transformer

You have a cactus on your desk. It's been your best friend ever since you got lost in Death Valley so many years ago after that ill-fated parachute jump.

I have... an old PC game.

The lead pipe can be used to hide small candies from Superman.

Lufthansa

Triceratops

My miso soup spilled in the bag on the train ride home and it got all over my poke bowl.

Steamed Hams.

Mr. Green made himself an enormous ham sandwich and ate it while he watched Mrs. Scarlett seduce Mr. Boddy. This didn't make him feel any better about his aforementioned business deal.

...make friends with the chef as soon as possible.

If I could change my national anthem to any song I like (and everyone would have to sing it at every sports event), it would be...

This sounds fun! I want to play too!

I'm in the lounge right now, roasting marshmallows over the fireplace. You're all welcome to join me. I'm making s'mores.

I am in the conservatory, picking up tomato plants and tying them to the fence because they grew too big and fell over.

The knife... for playing Spin the Bottle. But with a knife.

My apple pie was ruined when someone fired it out of a cannon at 9 'o clock.

I hated waiting in the library for two minutes.

Mrs. Peacock met with many potential suitors, but was unimpressed by their displays of iridescent plumage.