Fountains

Quetzalcoatl

...that comes in handy during the winter months.

I have a multimetre...

...or a LSL8.

If the revolving door gets stuck, I could use my revolver to get it going again.

Harvey Korman

Xeroradiography

My Halloween candy was scarfed by all the neighbourhood kids. I only got a piece or two.

Strawberries

...run away screaming like a maniac. That would serve the double purpose of scaring away the superstitious and fetching my lamp. Then I'd go exploring to find THE LOST GOLD OF SOME PHAROAH OR RATHER!!! MWAH HAH HAH!!one1!! (Of course, I know that doesn't really happen, but meh). If I found myself fa...

Zenophobe

(i.e. someone who is afraid of the Greek philosopher, Zeno).

My Crying Tiger was ruined because the tiger ran away, bawling its eyes out.

Ketchup.

Hilda picked up the bottle and uncorked it. Out flowed a smoky being who turned out to be a genie! (Surprise). He said "Pheeeeeeewwwww! I am glad to be out of there - even though it was a sporty, comfortable model with plenty of leg and head-room." The genie looked at Hilda for the first time. "Well...

Scheme.

Bolivian

Stars.

Uranus

I hated trying to sneak across the quicksand (in LSL2).

I go to the Conservatory and smell the roses.