Roger Wilco that!

X + Y squared = 3. Solve for X.

New Math
(Worth watching! Very funny).

...with Babe Ruth's signature. (That means I'm a millionaire! But it's a fake signature. Boo!)

I have a mouse...

Christopher Lee

Presidential.

Pillow

Hold it!

Whoopee Cushion just said that we can't use three-syllable words, yet Russian Bot used the word "Beginning", which has three syllables. (And no silly bulls).

Miss Scarlett readjusted her scarlet dress and started trying to flirt with Mrs. Peacock's brother.

I hated not passing the SQ monsters. (...but also liked seeing what happens to Roger. Black humour strikes again).

...were stolen by the Hamburglar.

(The Butler, "hoki" is another name for blue grenadier, a type of fish).

My mayo-and-beef-pastrami-sandwich...

Aha! The previous Mr Boddy was merciful... ^_^

...Saruman, I suppose. I miss Christopher Lee.

If I had to re-write Shakespeare (blasphemy!), I would...

You've read all the Neil Gaiman books is my guess? Sorry, that's incorrect. (But I'd like to try some, but not sure where to start). I got my first computer after 1995. I got my first computer between 1990 and 1995. I got my first computer before 1990. Russian Bot, you got your first computer befor...

Colonel Mustard followed fast on Professor Plum's heels. He hoped there would be lemon ice-cream.

I am in the Hall, because I heard the door bell ring. I open the door and ... *ta-da!* It's this girl!



She does a little dance and announces: "I! Am! Your singing telegram!"

...the Heart of Gold, of course. ^_^ Yay Zaphod and Trillian! \o/

If I could go on a hiking trip across Middle Earth, I would bring ...