I hated Cedric, and cheered when he showed up on Heroine's Quest. (Look out! A POI-sonous owl!)

...which sucks in CO2 and releases oxygen.

I have a large bill...

The genie turns back to Hilda and says "Ooh!" *zap* "Sorry - wishing for unlimited wishes is cheating! We genies know that trick, too!" Hilda's nose now sports an enormous boil! Baba Yaga jumps up and down. "No fair! I wish I had an enormous boil on my nose! It goes so well with the witch thing I ha...

Oz-tralia

I go to the dining room, which is chilly, so I light the fire. (I also wonder why The Butler is getting a knife. Should I be watching my own back in a paranoid fashion?)

Bald.

E Pluribus Unum

...which I will use for a story, then throw the paper away.

I have an anti-stress ball...

Whoops! Very well...

The Waco Kid

Bird.

Carpe Diem

We Can Now Use Three-Syllable Words! (And Yes, I Am Aware That The Word "Syllable" Has Three Syllables. Please Don't Point That Out).

...froze solid in mid-winter.

(Vegans eat beef??? Or any kind of meat?)

My orange...

Er, The Butler ... you should also give us two more lies and one truth.

Also, would you care to guess mine?

Pretty clever, but I thought it was one weapon at a time?

Revolver
Candlestick
Rope
Wrench
Knife
Lead Pipe

A rope could be used to wrangle cows, as the olde-tyme cowboys used to do.

I go to the ballroom because I hear Russian Bot trying to conga. But when I get there he's disappeared. Poo.

Baba Yaga dropped out of the tree, yelling "Mwa ha ha ha haaaa..." before she started coughing and choking.

When she recovered, she eyed Harold covetously. "Aha! 'Tis a mortal turned into a frog! Just what I need for my supper - Frog Leg Fricassee!"