Mystique.

Frog

Oranges

My taco was knocked out of my hands by a rude child, who then stepped on it and taunted: "HA-ha!"

Watermelon

"Verily," said the toad in suave tones. "For lo, hast it not been saith, 'The smallest shall be the greatest, and the greatest least'? I shalt guide ye, and thou may'st follow, if it pleaseth thee."

*Whoopee Cushion 100
*Col_Mustard 100
*Buttercup 97
*Russian Bot 100
*Bowsette 97
*Cosmo 100
*Sasquatch 100
*Windows95 97 (-3)

Eleanor of Aquitaine. Whoops. Sam Spade.

Col. Mustard (hey, that's me!) was in the Army during the War. Which War? That would be telling.

After the War, he retired to grow prize-winning chrysanthemums. However, he re-emerged from his retirement to train the New Model Army, er, the Revolutionary Army er, the Home Guard.

I hated falling off cliffs.

The Rope ... for tying things together. Would you like to scope a rope, Miss Anthrope?

I am in Mr Boddy's Study, having turned off the lights and put on the electric lamp. It is dark. I am looking through his papers to find whether or not there is any truth to Senator McCarthy's allegations that Mr Boddy is a secret Communist.

...follow the yellow slick toad?"

Harold and Hilda looked up, and lo! There was indeed a yellow, and very slimy, toad on the road. It said, "Ribbit."

...think very hard about what I would say.

If I had to run for POTUS, I would...

False - no backpacking for me as of yet. Colonel, I'd guess you once owned a black lab. I wrote in Roger Wilco's name the last time I voted for POTUS. I'm distantly related to Lucille Ball. My first job was at a grocery store. False, Whoopee. I'd guess that your first job was at a grocery store. My...

Ooh, please!

Curiosity

OK, I understand now.

Loquacious => Mandarins