*Russian Bot wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:56 pm

Uh, you see there is no Q in Russ... I mean... never mind.

Psst, Russian Bot... in Soviet Russia, Q watches you!

W is for Wary, for I am Wary of making another mistake.

I grow weary of listening to the records in the ballroom and turn them off. I join Buttercup in the lounge and enjoy some s'mores.

This sounds intriguing. I will try.

... "Sports Song" by Weird Al.

If I had to make an appointment to meet with a deity and could ask Him/Her/It questions (before I died, naturally), I would ...

Mrs. Peacock sat on a chaise longue and fanned herself, never doubting that a be-suited suitable suitor would come along soon. That would suit her admirably!

My steamed hams were charred by Principal Skinner and eaten by Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.

Beef sausage

Try Cher, cyclops!

Orange Door hinge

Homeostasis

Goblin

The revolver ... could be used for hunting game, but probably isn't the best weapon.

...not do it. I dislike behaviour that would risk my life.

If I had to escape from a Dalek, I would...

Quick

Whoopee Cushion is correct.

Russian Bot, are you an inventor of a few patents?

My first computer was an Apple LISA.
I once worked for the state police.
I have never owned a bicycle.

"I be thirsty," quoth the toad. "Dost thou, perchance, have amidst thy persons something to drink?"

I have satisfied myself that Mr Boddy is not, in fact, a Communist agent. Senator McCarthy will be disappointed.

I have moved to the Ballroom and put on a jazz record. Perhaps Miss Scarlett will drop in, and we could have a dance. And I could question her about her movements.

Miss Scarlett was busy seducing Mr Boddy.

(Question for The Butler - which edition of Clue/Cluedo are these cards from? They look rather, um, old-fashioned? In any event, they're different from any Cluedo cards I've ever seen.)