Thou see'st a piece of parchment glued unto the wall with resin, upon which ye legend is wroten and illuminated with a careful script hand: "Ye Garden of Sound, featurynge ye singer St Christopher Cornello."

(No joke, here ... RIP Chris Cornell. Yeah, Soundgarden!)

I have a book...

... not do it. (See above).

If I had to have the power to scrap the whole universe and start again, I would ...

Whoopee Cushion, you are incorrect. My first computer was not an Apple LISA.

Russian Bot, are you over 180 cm tall?

Whoops, I've just had news overnight. I'm afraid I shall have to withdraw. =( But this still sounds intriguing. I will watch how it's done.

Mrs White busied herself in the kitchen by polishing the forks and knives 'til they shone.

The lead pipe can be used to hide small candies from Superman. Nobody can hide anything from Superman! :D The revolver could be used to start a race. (BTW, that picture isn't really a revolver, is it? It looks like it holds only one shot.) Hmm, Russian Bot, you're right ... it looks like a pistol, ...

... come skipping up the road, hoppety-skippity-skip, like she was on drugs. Bizarrely, she was wearing a red hood and a red cloak, and carrying a basket of goodies. She said...

Hated having "game over" for not following the rules

Sired (of course!)

Avocado? How about enchilado, or chocolado?

Watermelon

Um, Ragnar Lothbrok/Lodbrok is a real person, not a fictional character.

The Great Cthulhu!

My Turkey Chilli was ruined when I realised that I wasn't in Turkey or Chile.

Apple

Back to A, eh? So let's try again. Take two.

A is for Apple

Yes ... unless there is a clue of some kind there, I cordially request either a clue or a healing potion ...

The knife could be used for cutting bread (except not that particular knife...)

"...be certain, forsooth." Then the toad put the wineskin to his mouth and carefully took a small sip. "See'st thou?" it croaked. "Naught hast befallen me!"