...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.

It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)

Apple

"...oh wait! Is that a prince?"

With a leap and a bound, Rosella grabs the Prince-formerly-known-as-Frog and plants a steamy, sizzling-enough-to-cook-steak, definitely A-grade kiss on his stunned lips.

The knife can be used to make a threatening gesture (e.g. in a play).

I hated the QfG4 Wraiths for draining my health so quickly

I am peckish, so I go to the Kitchen and fix myself a Dijon mustard and smoked ham and beef pastrami sandwich, with a few slices of fresh tomato and lettuce. On rye bread. Yum!

Gumshoe!

Hoopy frood

...turn off the damn radio. Or if that's not an option, I'd put in my earplugs and listen to music that I do like. (Mwa ha ha).

If I had the power and authority to punch someone in the conk (and get away with it), I would...

George Carlin

You have a lead pencil, which - alas - is broken. It is like unrequited love. They are both pointless.

I have a credit card bill...

Rauros

With a grunt, Colonel Mustard snatched his sandwich back from Miss Scarlett, and took a big bite.

"That's what you get for tryin'a steal a man's sandwich, Missy!" he growled, and held on to his sandwich tightly. "I'm a-hungry!"

I'm sorry.

...which can be converted into a Mack truck. Optimus Prime for teh win.

I have a pen...

Cosmo, have you never had a speeding ticket?

I have never had surgery!
I had surgery once.
I had surgery more than once.

Whoops - I thought it was A to Z and then A to Z again. I blame long hours and no food or coffee.

Xylophone