Humility

I would use a knife to stab the candle! Stabby stabby stabbity!

(Sierra game replies: "Violent, aren't you?")

Philip Matyszak

...combine a kettle with a stove-top, to save time when I need to boil water for boiling things like soup, mashed spuds etc.

If I had to ride a manatee (and if it would allow me to!), I would...

I go to the Lounge and lounge around.

Col. Mustard polished his revolver. *BANG!*

...which I'm scanning in B&W and then re-painting from the original.

I have a copy of Lord of the Rings...

I go to the Library and tell Russian Bot what a conservatory is.

I would use the candlestick to hold a candle. (Ta-da!)

I hated the ending of QfG5. "Wait, that's it?!?"

...call in a professional. I'm not a plumber, and I don't want to mess with drains, 'cos I don't know what to do.

If I had to travel across Middle-Earth from the Shire to Mordor in order to drop a MacGuffin into Mount Doom, I would...

Bill Hicks

The dog grabbed my ham sammich. Lick lick, yum yum, and it's all gone.

Lembas bread

His armour's bright!

Viking

Cats (again)