I go to the Billiard Room and pot a few shots.

I would use the rope to lasso a cow. Yee-haw.

My Profiteroles were ruined because I have no idea what they were, so I sat around and tried to guess what they were until they went green and moldy and had to be thrown out.

Cheez-Whiz...

...which I use from time to time.

I have a copy of my car insurance...

Mr. Green attained his diploma from seminary school and was now Rev. Green. "Whoopee!" he exclaimed, jumping in the air and clicking his heels.

Rowan Atkinson

Beats me!

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Manners

(The Butler, what is Killian's Red?)

Shtetl

Huitzilopochtli

Russian Bot, you are incorrect.

You live on 36 degrees north latitude.

Wine bar!

Too many exclamation points!!!!!one1oneone!

Garfield came along and scarfed up my lasagna.

Dog food

(Don't be shocked - some people actually eat dog food. Yuck!)

"...is evil incarnate!"

Whereupon Mahnamahnaman ripped off the King Graham disguise to reveal his truly ~EVIL~ shape. "I have you now, my pretty! You and your little shoeless friends, too! Bwa ha ha ha!"

So saying, he grabbed Princess Rosella and held her tight.

Blood Moon

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