...which don't appear to be in the correct order. Perhaps they should be re-arranged alphabetically to unlock the clue hidden within the spindle.

I have a diamond pen...

Hearty

I hated triggering a time jump before viewing all relevant cutscenes.

*Cosmo wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:13 pm

Do you grow your own tomatoes?

Nope!

Colonel, can you sing?

I have brown hair.
I have red hair.
I have blonde hair.

...was consumed by pantry moths before it could sufficiently dry out.

Frozen Pizza

Rum Den

Escapade

..get her obedience trained first, as I don't walk her, she walks me!

If I could learn any special skill, it would be...

Marjorie Dawes

...wearily, "Oh no, not another human who's turned himself into a toad by drinking Plum wine!" She sighed. "Come on. Give me the gold ball and pucker up. Let's get this over with."

Sorry, Bot, I have been to Italy.

Codename: Iceman is my favorite Sierra game.
I got engaged in New Zealand.
I grow my own tomatoes.

...its cover is faded and its binding fragile. You can just barely make out the writing on its cover: "Painting with Pride, by Sam the Sham"

I have a portable hard drive...

Eek! I've had the wind (noisily) knocked out of my sails!

Hmm, musketeers? Shot in the dark, but is Bowsette Mr. Boddy? I suspect musketeers alludes to "The Thousand Musketeers" game, and Bowsette is drawn in the anime style.

"I'm sorry, a beautiful blonde WHAT now!?" huffed an indignant Hilda.

I hated running laps in the witch cave.

...skip the meaning of life questions and get straight to winning lottery numbers!

If I could sing a duet with any singer, it would be...