Well, I'm still stumped.

*Whoopee Cushion (10)
*Col_Mustard (10)
*Buttercup (10)
*Russian Bot (6)
*Bowsette (10)
*Cosmo (10)
*Sasquatch (10)
*Windows95 (7)

You can't use the word "you" or words that rhyme with "you" going forward.

Dogs

Guilty!

Good job on finding out who S.S.A. was. It's tricky finding a way to subtly allude to a whoopee cushion!

Mr. Green finished his sandwich and resumed his application for seminary school, vowing to one day become Reverend Green.

My banana lay forgotten on the kitchen table behind a stack of papers, and became a nice breeding ground for fruit flies.

Crimble Crumble

Harrison Otis Carter

That birther

Tumbleweed

*Whoopee Cushion (10)
*Col_Mustard (10)
*Buttercup (10)
*Russian Bot (10)
*Bowsette (10)
*Cosmo (10)
*Sasquatch (7)
*Windows95 (10)

...choose to die instead.

If I could obtain $10 million in exchange for giving up my favorite food forever, I would...

Bright

"Father!" exclaimed Rosella in delight. "I didn't think he'd be travelling this far today. It's rare he comes through the mountain pass."

"Wait," said Hilda. "Your father is the cobbler we've been travelling all this way to see?"

"Well, Harold, if you're a frog, you don't need shoes. And I'm staring to think we'll NEVER get ours fixed!"

You guys are smart. I'm not figuring out any of these clues!

"That's the first time I've ever turned one back into a frog!" bemoaned Rosella. "I must be losing my touch."

"Please, can you turn me back into a human?" pleaded Harold. "I'm..."