Loquacious

Hunk

Sausage

I am in the library, looking for a good book to read.

*Whoopee Cushion 100
*Col_Mustard 100
*Buttercup 100
*Russian Bot 100
*Bowsette 97 (-3)
*Cosmo 100
*Sasquatch 100
*Windows95 100

Grateful

Gutless.

Mimosa.

Brynn

False - no backpacking for me as of yet.

Colonel, I'd guess you once owned a black lab.

I wrote in Roger Wilco's name the last time I voted for POTUS.
I'm distantly related to Lucille Ball.
My first job was at a grocery store.

I hated when a character's supplementary animations were off-model.

My apple cake was defiled by possums.

Stuffed Cabbage.

...check to make sure he hadn't emerged from the sewer!

If I made an embarrassing gaffe during a public speech, I would...

"This may be our only chance," pleaded Harold. "I think we should go. How are we to get there?"

You know what the 95 stands for in Windows 95? The number of years it'll take to fix all the bugs! WHEEEEE!

But seriously, folks, welcome. A big Bronx cheer to everyone.

"Oh, there is a cobbler en route to the Masquerade. To get there, we must traverse those mountains and the grim forest, so you'd..."

While.

Aware.