Wolfie's making pots, you see,
Marrak's chocolate choc'latey,
This is where I want to be,
La Isla Silmaria...

(a parody of a certain song by Madonna, I believe)

Hey, wait a minute! Mrs White took 3 points off both GlaDOS and me in the same post. <points upwards> That's not playing by the rules.

Victorian

<pays Starbucks in nuts and acorns and escapes with the goodies>

Bribe, of course! (You know - a P&J pizza, gyro and box of chocolates for Cerberus in QfG5...)

Edinburgh

My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.

*Mrs White 97 (-3)
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 100
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 100
*Sam 100
*Pocahontas 100

Deekin Scalesinger

(DOOM DOOOM DOOOOOOOOOOM...)

I HATE BIRDS! DAMNED POOPING FLYING DEMONIC MONSTERS OF THE SKY! *ahem*
I hate cats.
I hate squeaky chairs.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

(I always wanted to use that word)

*Pocahontas wrote:Trees

Bees!

Jotunheim

...one of the 17th-century French ones that make no sense, unless you're thoroughly versed in theology.

If I could, with the swipe of my hand, cancel out any American President over the past 200 years, it would be...

<grabs a container of nuts and sits back to enjoy the inevitable tussle between Pocahontas and Starbucks>

"If I had the power to summon one song/piece of music that would magically play whenever I willed it, I would choose..." Montagues and Capulets (aka Dance Of The Knights ), by Sergei Prokofiev. (Or maybe Jazz Suite No. 1 by Dmitri Shoshtakovich). They're both pretty wonderful in their own way. :D I...