I said, "Oh no, it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it, like it, yes I do! I really really really really do-do-do-do-do, hey!"

...met a cobbler and asked him to fix their shoes. The cobbler said...

Philology

Pomposity

Malcolm didn't post an "If you...", so I'll answer the previous one...

I'd invest half in QfG6 and half in Gabriel Knight 4.

If I were Danny Kaye, I would...

My Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies were ruined by the cold spell we're having at the moment.

Barbecue chicken

Lord Havelock Vetinari

Darn it, now I want some chocolate!

Sorry. Other people also quoted more than one line, so I wasn't sure what to think.
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We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

I HATE BIRDS! DAMNED POOPING FLYING DEMONIC MONSTERS OF THE SKY! *ahem* I hate cats. I hate squeaky chairs. You hate cats. Actually, no. I like cats very much - and dogs too. ;) I'm a huge fan of Silent Hill I'm a huge fan of Fatal Frame I've played one or more of these games. I can't guess these, ...

Heresy

Orange

Zarquon, the Great Prophet!

*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte wrote:If I could turn into any animal I want, whenever I want, it would be...

...a human. I'm tired of cracking nuts with my paws!

If I could stick my hand in my heart, spill it all over the stage...

My Tom Yum soup was never ruined, because I never ordered it in the first place.

Banana

Gollum

One good (bad?) turn deserves another...

*Mrs White 92
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 92
*GLaDOS 91
*Malcolm The Jester 92 (-5)
*Squirrel of Midgard 92
*Sam 97
*Pocahontas 95