..."Let's find a cobbler that fixes shoes!" Hilda agreed. They skipped down the lane, skippety-hoppety-skip, like they were on drugs.

*Pocahontas wrote:My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!!

Bald eagles don't stampede, they flock.

*The Butler wrote:Chicken Sammich.

My Chicken Sammich was snatched away by a cheeky monkey. Darn it!

Toast and jam

Um, *Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte has reached 70 health... so.

*Mrs White 83
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 70
*GLaDOS 82 (-3)
*Malcolm The Jester 86
*Squirrel of Midgard 86
*Sam 87
*Pocahontas 86

Am I the only one thinking that this will take forever?

Hmm, I'd say you once got a short story published in college.

I once met Bill Clinton.
My father once met Bill Clinton.
My mother once met Bill Clinton.

My vegan burger dropped out of the roll and fell on the sidewalk.

Ice-cream

..."I'm not touchin' your dorfenderp! That sounds dirty! And besides, I'm on a diet."

Hmm... *The Butler, I believe you're thinking of the the Bill Hicks "Drunk" routine?

La la la la...

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Odin (the real one, not the gullible one from the stupid movies)

Hello, Dean!

Jack-o'-Lantern

If I had to run 5 miles for a good cause, I'd do it for.... ...three causes: a) More funding for the arts; b) Less funding for the military; c) Getting rid of ALL the reality TV - NO EXCEPTIONS - and putting something decent on for a change. :Furious: If I were President of the Galaxy, then - after...

I hated the occasional mini-games, like floating down a river on a log and trying to avoid the rocks.

I hated going up and down the silly stairs one step at a time, and sometimes falling off and dying.

Dearth.

Bankable

Wallis Simpson

(Now there an interesting thought... Wallis Simpson and Gromit. Hmm....) <thinks>