Meeps!

[sips espresso] Thank you, O Provider of All Caffeine-Enriched Beverages! When Kyrandia and Midgard lie devoid of life and bare under freezing stars, you shall be spared the terrible wrath of the Ice Giants. :D When humanity suffers under the frozen wrath of the Ice Giants, Starbucks hope they too ...

Jaded sometimes.

...last week, and buy a lottery ticket - after having memorised this week's winning lottery numbers. ;) (Yes, I know this is a very old gag - in fact, it appeared as long ago as the Zak McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders game - but hey, it's a good one). ;) If I had a remote control for the sun so ...

*Mrs White wrote:If I could defy the laws of gravity for one day, I would...

...fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars...

"If I could time-travel to any point in history that I would be interested to see, I would..."

Grand!

You're both incorrect! Reubens are my favourite sandwiches! And linen candles are the one kind of candle I don't game to (and yet the drug store always has a whole shelf-full stocked, so I guess somebody's enjoying them.) I prefer vanilla, orange, and cinnamon-scented, personally. My truth is somet...

Please enjoy your lattes! Also, try our new Americano Blanco, a rich espresso with a hint of white chocolate flavour - and ask for it with pumpkin spice! Ask for everything with pumpkin spice! For all your "terrorizing of Kyrandia and Midgard" needs! [sips espresso] Thank you, O Provider of All Caf...

I will guess you've... been to Greece! Correct. I enjoy linen-scented candles during late night gaming sessions. Reuben sandwiches gross me right out. I've been described on YouTube as the only white rapper in North America. I'd guess that you enjoy linen-scented candles? They sound strange. I woul...

"...either Terry Pratchett or Christopher Lee.* I have a very low opinion of modern celebrities. If only living celebrities are allowed... hmm, perhaps Ian McKellen?" "If I were to play a musical instrument, I would pick..." ___________________________________________ * Presuming that dead celebriti...

I have not received any such letter, yet here I am despite the lack of such missives - and now, foolish mortals, your DOOM is at hand! For I, the Squirrel of Midgard, shall gnaw through Yggdrasil and bring the Tree of Life crashing down! Mwahahaha!! :twisted: [sits down] And yes, I will have a Pumpk...

Belissimo!

I would guess that you have never seen The Wizard of Oz.

Here are mine:

I am deeply religious.
When I was younger, I had been to Greece.
I have purposely insulted an actress backstage during a production of The Merry Widow.

*Malcolm the Jester wrote:"If I were cast in a movie, I would..."

"...take the role and run with it, of course!"

"If I were stuck on a desert island, I would..."