My killer whale was ruined when the police busted into its pharmacy in a big drug raid.

Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies.

If I could eliminate any element from the periodic table, it would be...

Silver. Let's give werewolves a fighting chance.

If I could turn into any animal I want, whenever I want, it would be...

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.

*Mrs White 92 (-5)
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 92
*GLaDOS 91
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 97
*Sam 97
*Pocahontas 95

Revenge is a dish best served with pumpkin spice.

And merriment we shall have, as this coming Thanksgiving, let's celebrate our cultural diversity as Starbucks is pleased to announce our new Pocahontas Pumpkin Breakfast Special, where for only $5.99, you can enjoy one tall pumpkin spice latte, a cranberry muffin, and a turkey bacon breakfast wrap! ...

Jotunheim

Quote and Rhyme

Armadillo

My tacos were ruined when I learned that the alley behind the taco place is where they used to hang people a hundred years ago.

Pumpkin Spice Latte.

*Sam wrote:Ladybug

Shady Hug

Pirate

"If I could obtain all legal rights to one property, it would be..." Indiana Jones, but only if it comes with Disney being contractually obligated to make all my sequel/prequel ideas because I'm sitting on a LOT of fan-fiction. "If I had the power to summon one song/piece of music that would magica...

Kid Shows

...66 million years ago with a camera so I can bring back some dinosaur footage and we can set the record straight on whether T-Rex was actually a giant chicken. Because priorities.

"If I could have any futuristic invention invented right now, I would want..."

[sips espresso] Thank you, O Provider of All Caffeine-Enriched Beverages! When Kyrandia and Midgard lie devoid of life and bare under freezing stars, you shall be spared the terrible wrath of the Ice Giants. :D When humanity suffers under the frozen wrath of the Ice Giants, Starbucks hope they too ...

You're both incorrect! Reubens are my favourite sandwiches! And linen candles are the one kind of candle I don't game to (and yet the drug store always has a whole shelf-full stocked, so I guess somebody's enjoying them.) I prefer vanilla, orange, and cinnamon-scented, personally. My truth is someth...

Please enjoy your lattes! Also, try our new Americano Blanco, a rich espresso with a hint of white chocolate flavour - and ask for it with pumpkin spice! Ask for everything with pumpkin spice! For all your "terrorizing of Kyrandia and Midgard" needs!