*Mrs White wrote:My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


Monkey's Brains

My Monkey's Brains were ruined when a nightclub singer siting next to me passed out in them.

Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.

...one of the 17th-century French ones that make no sense, unless you're thoroughly versed in theology. :twisted: If I could, with the swipe of my hand, cancel out any American President over the past 200 years, it would be... Grover Cleveland, for messing up how presidents are numbered. If I could...

*Mrs White 97
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 94
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 97
*Sam 97 (-3)
*Pocahontas 100

Jean-Luc Picard

Science

Please

Hunter

My 26 Merlot was ruined by 2,4,6-trichloroanisole.

Scallops.

*Mrs White 100
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 100
*Malcolm The Jester 97(-3)
*Squirrel of Midgard 100
*Sam 100
*Pocahontas 100

If the Cake is a Lie, what about caffeine products? ;) The cake is not a lie. All Enrichment Center volunteers are offered psychological counseling and cake. Have you been speaking to the Weighted Companion Cube? Remember that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. Should the Weighted Companion ...

*Malcolm the Jester wrote: I'll guess you've never been to the beach.

Incorrect.

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:

You have... never seen The Godfather?

Correct.

I have never left the country.
I have never seen The Godfather.
I have never been to the beach.

Empirical

"...either Terry Pratchett or Christopher Lee.* I have a very low opinion of modern celebrities. If only living celebrities are allowed... hmm, perhaps Ian McKellen?" "If I were to play a musical instrument, I would pick..." ___________________________________________ * Presuming that dead celebrit...

I have also received the letter. I personally prefer the company of nematodes to humans, who, frankly, offer far more intelligent conversation. However, I have decided to attend... for Science.