*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:Orange

Gorringe

Loquacious

*Mrs White 92
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 90
*GLaDOS 91
*Malcolm The Jester 91
*Squirrel of Midgard 91
*Sam 92 (-5)
*Pocahontas 94

In this game, I'll start a story and every post will be a line continuing that story. Let's limit each line to 20 words or less. Here we go:

Hilda and Harold lived at the top of a hill overlooking a cozy village. One day, they decided to...

Bondi Junction

*Mrs White 92
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 92
*GLaDOS 91
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 92 (-5)
*Sam 97
*Pocahontas 95

Mary Lou Maloney

*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte wrote:My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.

My Pad Thai never arrived, as the delivery driver got the address wrong and somebody else received it!

Tom Yum Soup.

Potential conflict and mayhem, you say? My curiosity is peaked! Let the merriment commence!

Tired

*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.

My apples went bad because I left them too long in the refrigerator.

Roast chicken.

*Mrs White 97
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 97
*GLaDOS 97 (-3)
*Malcolm The Jester 97
*Squirrel of Midgard 100
*Sam 100
*Pocahontas 100

*Mrs White wrote:If I could bring one animal out of extinction, it would be...

The Woolly Mammoth.

If I could reconceptualize any opera, it would be...

*The Butler wrote:Ice cream.

My ice cream melted in the blazing sun.

Tacos.

Odd