Lucy Carmichael

My clam chowder was ruined by the skink who decided to swim in it.

Turducken

*Mrs White 75
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 61
*GLaDOS 76
*Malcolm The Jester 83
*Squirrel of Midgard 83
*Sam 81 (-10)
*Pocahontas 82 (+2)

I hated doing something they weren't expecting.

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange...

Kinsey Millhone

*Mrs White 83
*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte 69 (+2)
*GLaDOS 81
*Malcolm The Jester 86
*Squirrel of Midgard 81
*Sam 89
*Pocahontas 83 (-3)

I hated how nobody else acknowledged the bodies!

Insipid

As a young boy, I had a crush on a fictional character named Namorita. As a young boy, I had a crush on a fictional character named Nightfall. As a young boy, I had a crush on a fictional character named She-Ra. I'd guess a crush on She-Ra. I like collecting movie press kits I suffer from hippophob...

My penne clumped due to high humidity.

Poached Eggs

turned to Harold. "Well, darling, what do you fancy?" Harold scratched his chin. "The dorfenderp looks tempting, but I'm not...

Nonaggressive

Hey, brother! Do you still believe in one another?

Frasier Crane