I was actually, once a Butler in real life. I own a Bubo (Original Clash of the Titans) replica. I own a first printing of The Hobbit I would guess that you own a Bubo replica. Here are mine: I lived in Spain for a year during college. I once accidentally insulted a Broadway actress on Facebook. I ...

*The Butler wrote:"If I had to skydive, I would..."

"...probably pass out in fright!"

"If I were cast in a movie, I would..."

Felicitations, friends and fiends, on this exciting masquerade! My curiosity's peaked as to what we shall learn as we begin our escapade. Malcolm am I, Jester by trade, once to the King and Queen. Murdered they were, by an enchanted knife, ne'er again to scream. Blamed I was, by dastardly Kallak, th...