Ladies and gentlemen: I'm proud to present the first five chapters of my new novel LED-light. Please tell me what you think: I can use feedback and good publicity, especially since they kicked me off fanfic.com. LED-Light: an interactive novel DRAFT To my parents who gave me the precious gift of lif...

I saw your eyes and was enchanted
Your perfect abs still haunt my dreams
Because of this I stupidly ranted
When you gave me that look of dreams
I have trouble rhyming, so it seems
As the sunset in the distance gleems
The lonely blackbird softly chanted

I'd take it to the owner, or the police if the owner was unwise enough to leave no clue whatsoever regarding his identity. My only flaw is that I'm clumsy.
...Oh no wait, that's Bella. Me I could also lose some weight.

If a colleague gives you a hideous birthday present, how would you react?

Dodging puddy tats as Tweety. He's got perfectly shaped abs!

If you were in a bar and spotted Mr/Mrs Right, what pick-up line would you use?

Oh fiddlesticks. How did you know I do not read my own books?
You did not post a new question, Rakeesh. To correct this grave error:

I like pizza.
I ike bagels.
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.

Since the ballroom has become shamefully underused, I thought I'd dig up a rhyme I found in my highschool diary: Oh bed, my bed There are no words that can be said Nor written, to express thy beauty. Thy softness and thy warm embrace Thy spread made of the finest lace Thou always dost thy duty. Insi...

The third is your truth.

I don't read Oscar Wilde
I dont read Tolkien
I don't read Stephenie Meyer.

clue

If I were invisible I would pull pranks on people and go to the cinema for free.
If I were a pirate I would be seasick all the time.

If you were a composer, what music would you write?

Good evening everybody, After hearing of your annual ball of fictional characters around the world, I decided to drop in. I fully intend to make it the backdrop of my upcoming book series, and I hope I can share the fruits of my labor with you. The title hasn't been set yet, we're doubting between "...